Are they completely nuts?
The possible names for the new Seattle MLS team have been announced, and oh my God, do they ever suck.
I hate singular-noun team names anyway, but “Seattle Alliance” and “Seattle Republic” are stupid even for that genre. “Seattle FC” is boring, but is the best of a craptastic bunch.
Sounders. Sheesh. Would it be that difficult to show a little respect for tradition around here?