The Day After Tomorrow in Fifteen Minutes
The Day After Tomorrow, thoroughly mocked. Full of spoilers, but you won’t care.
MR. LIBRARIAN: OMG WE CAN’T BURN BOOKS!
SAM: Look, if we don’t burn ’em, ain’t nobody gonna live to read ’em.
MR. LIBRARIAN: FINE. You can burn anything but the Gutenberg Bible, because even though I’m an atheist and don’t believe in it, it’s the first printed book ever and the printed word is our finest human achievement.
SAM: Whatever. Hand me that Ayn Rand.
