“Not bad, but I think I preferred Braveheart”
A glossary of useful Aramaic terms to keep in mind while watching The Passion of the Christ, including:
Ktaabaa taab hwaa meneyh.
It’s not as good as the book.
Feelmaa haanaa tpeelaw! Proo’ lee ksef dmaa!
This film is terrible. I want my blood-money back.
Ayleyn enuun Oorqey?
Which ones are the Orcs?
Oh, and the Braveheart comment mentioned above is Baseem, ellaa saabar naa d-etstebeeth yateer b-Lebeh d-Gabaaraa!
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For more Passion fun, there’s the transcript of the film’s blooper reel.