{"id":902,"date":"2005-02-21T03:38:01","date_gmt":"2005-02-21T11:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/?p=902"},"modified":"2005-02-21T03:38:01","modified_gmt":"2005-02-21T11:38:01","slug":"the-ebay-disclaimer-to-beat-all-disclaimers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/2005\/02\/21\/the-ebay-disclaimer-to-beat-all-disclaimers\/","title":{"rendered":"The eBay disclaimer to beat all disclaimers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this guy wants to sell some metal on eBay. The kind of metal that is, well, ammunition. But it&#8217;s not <em>live<\/em> ammo. Ebay doesn&#8217;t allow that. The seller wants to make it very very clear that <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&#038;item=7135441836\">this is <em>not<\/em> live ammo<\/a>. And he does, at length and hilariously.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this guy wants to sell some metal on eBay. The kind of metal that is, well, ammunition. But it&#8217;s not live ammo. Ebay doesn&#8217;t allow that. The seller wants to make it very very clear that this is not live ammo. And he does, at length and hilariously.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3l1DW-ey","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/902\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}