{"id":36,"date":"2003-10-16T04:00:50","date_gmt":"2003-10-16T11:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/slumberland.org\/?p=36"},"modified":"2003-10-16T04:00:50","modified_gmt":"2003-10-16T11:00:50","slug":"asylum-in-florida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/2003\/10\/16\/asylum-in-florida\/","title":{"rendered":"Asylum in Florida"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Goldurnit, the Cubs lost. No Cubs\/Red Sox World Series this year. But on the good side, Hell won&#8217;t be freezing over anytime soon.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the guy in Chicago who went for a foul ball he probably shouldn&#8217;t have has been <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/mlb\/playoffs2003\/news\/story?id=1638970\" target=\"NewWindow\">offered asylum in Florida<\/a>. Floridians are feeling generous, and who can blame them?<\/p>\n<p>I just hope the Yankees lose tonight, because a Marlins\/Yankees Series is the most boring and depressing thing I can imagine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Goldurnit, the Cubs lost. No Cubs\/Red Sox World Series this year. But on the good side, Hell won&#8217;t be freezing over anytime soon. Anyway, the guy in Chicago who went for a foul ball he probably shouldn&#8217;t have has been offered asylum in Florida. Floridians are feeling generous, and who can blame them? I just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":[]},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3l1DW-A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/slumberland.org\/wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}