Simultaneously the funniest and the most disgusting thing I’ve read today (but completely work-safe!): a guy on AskMetafilter asking for advice dealing with the cockroach stuck inside his microwave LCD screen. Ugh. I am so glad I live in Seattle where roaches are very, very rare. (Unless you live at 4541 Brooklyn Avenue NE in the U District, which was a terribly infested building back in 1985 when I moved in. And moved out two months later. But that is another story.) The latest photo shows the roaches are multiplying! There are probably hundreds of them in there, waiting to swarm out like Creepshow!