Asylum in Florida
Goldurnit, the Cubs lost. No Cubs/Red Sox World Series this year. But on the good side, Hell won’t be freezing over anytime soon.
Anyway, the guy in Chicago who went for a foul ball he probably shouldn’t have has been offered asylum in Florida. Floridians are feeling generous, and who can blame them?
I just hope the Yankees lose tonight, because a Marlins/Yankees Series is the most boring and depressing thing I can imagine.
