The Seattle Times ran an article in Sunday’s paper about my alma mater, The Evergreen State College. As usual, the school has a better reputation the further away from Olympia you get; Newsweek and the Princeton Review love it, but local idiots like KIRO’s Brian Maloney think of it as absolute evil, as quoted in the article: “‘What frustrates me is there has been no effort in this state to get a real debate going about why we have an Evergreen State College,’ he said. ‘It is a school built on political advocacy and one viewpoint.'” Uh huh. Yeah, Brian. They teach you to think at Evergreen. I can see why you might find that to be threatening.