Speculations on the future of Apple from As The Apple Turns:
By the way, for the Mac’s twenty-first birthday in 2005, Apple will re-release the same model, but with a faster processor, more RAM, a larger hard disk, and a bottle of Tequila. Upon opening the box, purchasers of the 21st Anniversary Mac will discover that the bottle is empty, the Mac makes a sloshing noise when moved, and turning it on reveals the Sad Mac icon lying on its side in a pool of vomit.
So far the new Mac I got on Thursday has not broken into the liquor cabinet. As far as I know. I’m sure I would forgive it if it did, because I luuuuuuuuuuuve this Mac and it can do no wrong. Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuve it.